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We could call it Conours d' Crapboxes, it could be our own version of LeMons but for those hoity-toity car shows. We pick a spot and local Jalops, maybe a Jalop writer or two, show up in ridiculous outfits and hand out homemade certificates. It would be cheap, fun, and we could partner up with Cars and Coffee or other fun blogs!
Best Rustastic Car
Best use of Gaudy Autoparts Store Accessories
The list goes on....
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That's epic. And I don't overuse that word, you can do a search. We could type up certificates and leave them under the windshield wipers of the winners.
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YES!
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Only if we make them look like parking tickets.
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Don't forget the tweed and pipe.
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Awesome
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I have a plaid sport coat just for the occasion.
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We need to make it seem as real as possible. Time to do some Googling:
JUDGING SYSTEM FOR 2014 BOCA RATON CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE.
System: Judges will be using the objective criteria of AUTHENTICITY, CONDIITON, APPEARANCE, of the vehicles various overall areas (exterior, interior, engine compartment) along with the subjective criteria's (BEAUTY, DESIGN, RARITY, SIGNIFICANCE, PRESENTATION, AND VISUAL IMPACT) which defines the car.
Process: Below are the areas and "weightings"
VEHICLES EXTERIOR
: The overall visual review and judging of the cars exterior areas using the objective criteria's of Authenticity, Condition, Appearance of the cars exterior to include
(paint and finish, body panel fit, chrome and brightwork, glass, tires and wheels, plus any additional appointments). Total Points = 40
VEHICLES INTERIOR
: The overall visual review and judging of the car's interior areas using the objective criteria's of Authenticity, Condition and Appearance of the car's interior area to include (seats, interior panels, carpeting/mats, headliner, convertible top or boot, steering wheel, gauges, dash, other appointments). Total Points = 20
VEHICLES ENGINE AREA
; The overall visual review and judging of the car's engine area using the objective criteria's of Authenticity, Condition and Appearance of the car's engine area, engine and engine compartment). Total Points = 20
VEHICLES OVERALL PRESENTATION / SIGNIFICANCE
; The overall visual appeal and significance (design, history, engineering etc) of the car using the subjective criteria's of Beauty, Design, Rarity, Significance, and Elegance. Total Points = 20
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I was thinking about certificates. if only I wasn't so lazy
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Ok, this is going to be a thing. I do some web design in my spare time, we need to build a serious looking website devoted to parking lot concours events. Unless Jalopnik/Gawker wants to build/host something.
We can do it flash mob style, we just show up at a parking lot and start the proceedings. Then we can post the results of our events! lol
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Perfect. Best I have is a corduroy blazer, BUT it has patches on the elbows. So that's somethign.
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Oh that's a problem to be sure. Just bought a sweet HP scanner/printer/copier so we just need a design and I'll start the DC chapter in the next couple of weeks. Patrick would make a great judge, I KNOW he's got a tweed jacket!
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Do you have a driver's cap?
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I'll buy one.
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Concorso De Walmart
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Perfect! Guide to Concours d'Elegance Porsche Club of America – Zone 8
http://zone8.pca.org/Articles/conco…
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Nope - hat needs to be straw, either a boater or a panama.
And blue oxford cloth shirts and yellow club ties.
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I make check lists for inspections at work. I could do much better.
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For those of us not fortunate enough to have a Cars and Coffee in our immediate area this could be a really fun way to meet some fellow Jalops.